Friday, October 31, 2014

What Halloween Means To Me '14: Vulvatron

A celebratory orgy of the macabre featuring elaborate costumes, decapitation, dismemberment, monsters, and fake blood EVERYWHERE!  I could be talking about Halloween, but I could be talking about a GWAR show.  I’ve always wondered how Halloween was celebrated on Scumdoggia, haven’t you?  Luckily, GWAR’s new frontwoman, the mighty Vulvatron, saw fit to grace us lowly humans with her presence.  So, Vulvatron, what does Halloween mean to you?

“On Scumdoggia we have a very scary Halloween tradition- everyone dons large pink fleshy suits resembling Earth humans... then we attempt to frighten each other with how utterly pathetic we look!  Then, we traverse the neighboring star systems and distribute tiny bags of crack to the recent offspring.  The local Starbucks starts serving Pumpkin Spice Lattes, which draw many attractive young females into our lairs for ceremonial Fall orgies. It is a joyous tradition.”

No more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.  No more days 'til Halloween.  Silver Shamrock!

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