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Thursday, April 10, 2014
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Thursday, September 26, 2013
Adults Only Giveaway: Driller: A Sexual Thriller
In yesterday's post, I told you all to get your minds out of the gutter. Well, now I want you to put them right back because we're getting dirty today. That's right, SOC is giving away smut! Here's your chance to win your very own copy of Driller: A Sexual Thriller courtesy of Wild Eye Releasing.What is Driller, you ask? It's exactly what you think it is, a porno version of Michael Jackson's Thriller. I'll wait for you to make your kiddie jokes. Done? Can we go on now? Good. Anyway, this is old style porn from the Golden Age. There's actually a plot surrounding the sex. In this one a girl is infatuated with a Jackson type singer. He shows up in her dreams, turns into a werewolf with a comically huge "drill" dong that shoots blackish/greenish... well, you know. Then he drags her back to his dungeon. Along the way we have song and dance numbers featuring some pretty decent choreography and professional dancers, hunchbacks, a hilarious soundtrack, dubbing that will crack you up, and lots of bush (it was the 80's). Speaking of ex-presidents, a couple of them show up in the climatic orgy (no, I'm not kidding) along with zombies, gimps, and more mid-group sex dancing. This is a flick that really has to be seen to be believed. I doubt anyone's gonna be getting off to this one, but it's insanely entertaining.
You're gonna have to get a little creative to win this one, Cellmates. Well, first you have to go like the facebook page HERE. Yes, that is a requirement. Then we get to the fun part. There's been a lot of horror porn parodies released in the past with great titles like Evil Head, Re-Penetrator, A Clockwork Orgy, Edward Penishands, The Sexorcist, The Texas Dildo Massacre, Muffy The Vampire Layer, and Night of the Giving Head (my personal favorite). What I want you to do is leave a comment on this page with your email address and your best porn parody title. Try to make it something that isn't already out there. On October 10th, I'll pick the one that makes me laugh the hardest as the winner. Ok, let's recap.
HOW TO WIN:
1. You have to be 18. I'm giving away porn here, so this one is for the adults only. If I don't know the winner, I may ask for proof.
2. Like the facebook page HERE.
3. Leave a comment with your email and the cleverest, funniest, porniest XXX horror parody title you can muster.
I'm really looking forward to seeing what the perverts and weirdos who read this blog come up with, so get those entries in folks. Then, you can throw in this DVD at your Halloween party this year. I guarantee it'll get a reaction one way or another.
Monday, September 16, 2013
And The Winners Of The You're Next Masks Are...
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to give away these masks. Man, a LOT of you wanted these. Before I give them away, however, I need to remind you to follow the directions on these contests. Quite a few entries got deleted because they either had no address or they didn't answer the trivia question. The answer, by the way, was Home Sick. Then, I had someone win and then get disqualified because they hadn't liked the facebook page. Pay attention to the eligibility requirements. I always make 'em easy, but I do check 'em. ![]() |
| You know, Tiger Mask? Nevermind. |
Anyway, the people whose names were drawn are... you know, I haven't actually seen Home Sick. It looks pretty good. I need to find a copy somewhere. What? Oh, the winners. right. The masks go to...
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Giveaway: You're Next Lamb/Tiger Mask Sets
What do you say we go ahead and get the next giveaway rolling?
This time around I've got 3 sets of the much sought after Lamb and Tiger masks
from You're Next. I may or may not have a couple more to give away
later, but you wanna jump on these 'cause I have a feeling they're gonna go
quick. I think I'll conduct this one a little differently than I usually
do. Whether you're looking to display some cool promo items from this
damn good flick or complete your Wyatt Family Halloween get-up, here's all you
have to do. First, you have to like the SON OF CELLULOID FACEBOOK PAGE. Then, email your mailing address (so I know where to send the prizes) and the name of
You're Next director Adam Wingard's first feature length flick (so I know you're paying attention) to fromhell13@aol.com. Make sure you put YOU'RE NEXT GIVEAWAY in the subject line. On Friday the 13th, I'll randomly pick 3 winners. Yep, that's all there is to it. If you haven't seen
You're Next yet, what are you waiting for? It's still playing in theaters
everywhere. If you have seen it, it's worth seeing again. You can
check out my review HERE. Send me those emails, Cellmates! And don't worry, I'm not going to do anything nefarious with those addresses...
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
And the Coffin Joe Winner is...
So, who is the lucky bastard? Well, if I can't keep it, I'll do the next best thing... give it to Nathan. Nathan Erdel to be exact. Congratulations Nathan. May you and mini-Coffin Joe take many souls and possess many corpses together. Thank you to all who entered, and an extra huge thank you to VonKlingele Customs for supplying the awesome prize. Make sure you keep your eyes on Son of Celluloid, 'cause the next giveaway wil be underway before you know it.
Monday, August 19, 2013
At Midnight, I'll Give Away A One-of-a-Kind Coffin Joe Figure
- You must “like” both the Son of Celluloid and VonKlingele Kustoms facebook pages. Yes, this is a requirement.
- I want to know that this bad boy is going to an actual Coffin Joe fan. Leave a comment on this post with your email address and something about why you dig Coffin Joe. What you like about his movies, your favorite of his flicks, your favorite quote, his beard’s sexy, he’s the reason you grew 3 foot long fingernails, whatever. Just say something to let me know that this killer prize is gonna go to someone who will fully appreciate how cool it is.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Acid Bath Productions Announces "Catch Of The Day" And I Finally Announce The Giveaway Winner
While we're talking about Mr. Balsamo and Acid Bath, he recently sent me the details of his newest project called Catch of the Day. He's gonna be bringing his trademark "chock full of cameos" horror comedy style to us again in November. Follow the flick on facebook HERE to stay up to the minute on the production. Wanna know what it's about? Read on...
BALSAMO IS OFF THE HOOK IN A BRAND NEW FLICK, “CATCH OF THE DAY”NEW YORK, NY – Acid Bath Productions, the makers of “Hack Job”, “I Spill Your Guts” and “Cool As Hell,” announce the official anticipated release date of November 19, 2013 for a brand new Horror Comedy, “Catch of the Day.” Directed by James Balsamo, this buddy- cop masterpiece with splashes of mutant fish monsters and tons of splaststick fun is bound to get you excited.
Officer Rod Davis becomes embedded undercover when a cartel starts brining drugs into the city through shipments of fish. He soon finds himself and his city under siege when a scientist accidently creates mutant fish people with a poisonous bite. It's up to the rookie cop and a sexy lab assistant to find the drug stash and destroy the crime lord controlling the mutant monsters, but it turns personal when Rod's sister is kidnapped. Are they fighting giant mutant fish monsters just for the halibut? See the badge, bass, and ass in a horror-comedy that you won't want to throw back... because it's the "Catch of the Day."
The film features Tuesday Knight, Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, Debbie Rochon, Johnny Legend, Jennifer Banko, Irwin Keyes, Carmine Capobianco and lead singer of Suffocation Frank Mullen. The laugh-out-loud comedy adventure also features music by MxPx, Less Than Jake, Something To Do and many, many more.
The flick is already available for pre-order online through the Acid Bath Productions site at www.acidbathproductions.com/store. The trailer is available online HERE.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Giveaway: Hack Job and I Spill Your Guts
It's time for another giveaway. I do so love spreading the horror wealth to you Cellmates. I feel like a blood soaked demented Santa Claus or a mutant cannibalistic Bob Barker or something. Anyway, this one comes to us courtesy of Wild Eye Releasing (get both of these flicks and check out all of the other indie horror goodness they've got to offer HERE), Acid Bath Productions, and James Balsamo. Balsamo's new flick, Cool As Hell, hit store shelves everywhere yesterday, and I'll be reviewing it on Friday, but before you go pick up your copy you've got the chance to win DVD copies of his first two movies, Hack Job (REVIEW) and I Spill Your Guts (REVIEW). That's more low budget gore, laughs, chills, monsters, wacky horror and metal cameos, great music, and gratuitous tits than you can shake a stick at. So here's what you have to do...Monday, February 18, 2013
The Winner Of The Sexiest Zombie Giveaway Is...
Saturday, January 19, 2013
And The Winners Of The Days Of The Dead Atlanta Giveaway Are...
Ok folks, the giveaway has come to an end. I'd like to thank Adolfo and the DOTD crew for letting me get some Cellmates on the list. So, without further ado, it looks like...
Brittany McDaniel and her boyfriend get to have another romantic horror filled weekend this year meeting Danny Trejo and Tony Todd,
Mr. Bones (who writes Tales From The Batcave - go check it out) will be delving deep into Choptop's brain - or at least Bill Moseley's,
and The Elvis can talk photography with Ginger Lynn Allen.
Congratulations to our three winners. You each get a pair of weekend passes to Days of the Dead Atlanta on Feb 1-3. I'll be contacting you via email to tell you how to claim your prize. Find me at the con and we'll do a shot or something.
If you didn't win, you can still get tickets HERE. If you preorder a weekend pass, it's only $45 bucks! That's cheap as hell for a weekend of horror geek heaven. I mean, what else could you possibly do that weekend for $45 that's as much fun? $45 bucks ain't gonna go very far in the hookers and blow department. You can't get a decent chainsaw for $45 bucks. $45 bucks in gas won't take you far enough to find as much adventure as you would at The Sheraton that weekend, so you're much better off at Days of the Dead Atlanta. See you there!
Keep your eyes here on Son of Celluloid, 'cause I'll be announcing the next giveaway on Wednesday.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Win Weekend Passes To Days Of The Dead Atlanta (Feb. 1-3)
- If you haven’t already, go HERE and like the Son of Celluloid Facebook page.
- If you haven’t already, go HERE and like the Days of the Dead Facebook page.
- Leave a comment on this post with your email address (so I can contact you if you win), the guest you’d be the most stoked to meet, and a question you’d most like to ask them.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
The winners of the Theatre Bizarre contest are...
Yes, Cellmates, I know I was supposed to announce this winner two weeks ago. I held off for one reason. At the time I had one copy to give away. I now have 2. Yes, that’s twice the prizes! Does that make up for me being late on this one? Well, screw you too then. Ungrateful little...anyway, without further ado, here are your winners…
First up is Maynard Morrissey from Maynard Morrissey’s Horror Movie Diary. He’s from Austria (not Australia!) and correctly called me on the fact that I forgot to put “Open to US residents only” on this one. I’m a big fan of exploiting loopholes, and Maynard managed to catch me on one, so I’m giving one copy to him.
The second copy goes to Morgan Darkchild. Not only did she offer me food (and I know she can cook), but she shamelessly employed flattery, calling me such things as “Horror God of all Horror Gods” and “the scare master of screams.” Remember kids, flattery will get you everything.
So there you go folks. I’ll be getting in touch with the two of you in the next few days to work out delivery. The rest of you, thanks for entering and stick around because there’s gonna be another killer giveaway coming up before you know it.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Update on the Theatre Bizarre Contest.
I've been accused of being a little forgetful before. Who the hell am I kidding? I'm about as absent minded as they come. That's why I employ (actually, she's a volunteer) a PA to be my extra brain. You know, now that I think about it, I was told that "watching that trash" would rot my brain. Hmmmm. Anyway, I didn't forget that I was supposed to pick a winner in the Theatre Bizarre contest on Friday. I did, however, forget to tell you why I didn't post the winner. It looks like I'm actually going to be getting ANOTHER copy of the flick, so that means I can give away 2. The only thing is, I don't want to announce the winners until I have both prizes in my grubby little hands. I'm weird like that. I don't trust the "its in the mail" thing. I'm about to go on vacation, but I'll be back in a week. I'm hoping the other copy will have gotten here by then. If it is, I'll post the winners June 5. If not, then I'll post one winner and do the other when prize #2 gets here. Sorry to keep you all waiting, but I AM giving away twice as many prizes, so hopefully that makes up for it. Now that we've got that taken care of, I'm officially flipping the sign on the door of SOC to CLOSED. Don't get me wrong, I love you guys and all, but the beach is calling my name.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Giveaway: Who wants a free copy of The Theatre Bizarre?
Hey guys, it’s giveaway time! This time around it’s for a brand spankin’ new DVD of the horror anthology The Theatre Bizarre. I’m going to have a review of it up within the next few days, but for the moment I’ll just say that it’s damn good. You see, I have 2 copies of this flick. I was sent one to review, and then I won another copy. Now I’m passing my good luck on to you. Who doesn’t love free movies?
AMENDMENT: I forgot to say "put your name and email address in the comment" so, um, yeah...do that too.
Monday, April 23, 2012
The winner of the "The Thing" shirt featuring art by Chris Kuchta is...
Well Cellmates, the time has come. I've thrown all of the names into the cauldron...actually, I'm lying. I didn't do it that way this time. I just used random.org 'cause I'm lazy. Anyway, the winner of this truly awesome shirt is...1. Cry about it. Actually, nevermind. Put on your big girl panties, suck it up, and just do 2 and 3.
2. Go order this or another killer shirt or art print from Chris's website.
3. Keep your eyes right here on Son of Celluloid, because I'm gonna have more great giveaways coming up real soon. Like, probably next Monday kinda soon.
So Ron, enjoy your shirt. The rest of you, hang tight for more giveaways, interviews, reviews, and other coolness.














