The winners of the Theatre Bizarre contest are...

Yes, Cellmates, I know I was supposed to announce this winner two weeks ago. I held off for one reason. At the time I had one copy to give away. I now have 2. Yes, that’s twice the prizes! Does that make up for me being late on this one? Well, screw you too then. Ungrateful little...anyway, without further ado, here are your winners…

First up is Maynard Morrissey from Maynard Morrissey’s Horror Movie Diary. He’s from Austria (not Australia!) and correctly called me on the fact that I forgot to put “Open to US residents only” on this one. I’m a big fan of exploiting loopholes, and Maynard managed to catch me on one, so I’m giving one copy to him.

The second copy goes to Morgan Darkchild. Not only did she offer me food (and I know she can cook), but she shamelessly employed flattery, calling me such things as “Horror God of all Horror Gods” and “the scare master of screams.” Remember kids, flattery will get you everything.

So there you go folks. I’ll be getting in touch with the two of you in the next few days to work out delivery. The rest of you, thanks for entering and stick around because there’s gonna be another killer giveaway coming up before you know it.