WAIT!!! Before you
read this, go to THIS LINK. Have that
song playing as you read this post.
Also, imagine these words in the 40's Universal trailer font. Ok, now read…
The greatest monsters ever to stalk the silver screen bring
you die cast horror spawned by the devil!
Six spine-chilling vehicles mean five times the chills! Feel the madness as terror grips your local
seasonal items aisle!
RECOIL IN HORROR as Hot Wheels tries to tell you that the
bad ass Bride of Frankenstein ’59 Cadillac Hearse is actually a “Funny Car!”
THRILL to the Wolfman’s rape van!
GASP at The Creature from the Black Lagoon’s… what is
that? A low flow? What the hell is a low flow? Do those actually exist?
DRACULA.
FRANKENSTEIN. THE MUMMY. They’re all here in the greatest 4 heeled, blood
soaked orgy of scares ever to be mounted on a display card!
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