Alright folks, today was supposed to be the big day when I would announce the winner of the Dear God No prop giveaway. That’s not happening. Why? Because I’m extending the contest until next week, that’s why! First of all, let’s go back over these killer prizes. Here's what we've got...
If you read my interview with Bickert (HERE) ...what am I talking about? OF COURSE you read it. In that case you remember us talking about the hilarious homages to his favorite filmmakers throughout the film. Well, you can now own some of them. In the "bait shop scene," Quint's Hushpuppy mix, Jess Franc-O's, and Uncle Bruno's Country Style Peas & A.I.D.S. can be seen stocking the shelves.
Later, Dr. Marco's daughter brings the Impalers wine spiked with...well, you'll have to see the flick to see what wicked concoction she serves. All you need to know is that when you want to serve the bikers murdering and raping your family the very best, you serve deOssario. 1918 to be exact. A great vintage. Well, here's one of the bottles that appeared in the flick. Don't worry, it's empty. No bigfoot juice. Just "La noche del terror" goodness.
In addition to one of each of these kick ass rare and highly sought after collectibles, the winner will also receive a copy of the insanely awesome poster featuring art by the insanely awesome Tom Hodge. That's it at the top of the post. That pic is the censored version, the poster I send out will be the original nipple baring version. It will even be autographed by the director. If I'm feeling generous, I might pick a couple of runners up to give posters to.
It’s easy as hell to enter too. All you have to do is…
1. If you haven't already, become a follower of the blog.
2. If you haven't already, go HERE and like the facebook page.
3. Leave a comment either on this post or the original contest post HERE (If you already did it there, don't bother doing it here. Once is enough.) with your name, email, and the answer to this question: All of these items are references to a film or filmmaker. Tell me what/who at least one of the items is a reference to.
See, it's that easy. The winner will be chosen at random on March 27. That’s next Tuesday folks. So why did I decide to extend the contest? Well, the last couple of weeks have been very busy and I haven’t had the time to promote this thing like it deserves. If someone missed out on the chance at a prize THAT epic because they didn’t know about the contest I could never forgive myself. That, dear Cellmates, is where you come in.
Tell your friends, family, loved ones, acquaintances, readers, co-workers, and enemies about the contest. If a cop pulls you over, make sure he knows. When you go to put that dollar in that stripper’s g-string, tell her about it. That annoying lady with the thousand coupons in line at the grocery store? Tell her. Actually, scream it at her at the top of your voice. You’ll feel better. Call your mom and tell her. I’m sure she’d love to hear from you. Telemarketers, Jehovah Witnesses, the mailman, hell, tell EVERYBODY. In particular, post on facebook/twitter/your blog about it. Why should you do that? Well, if you don’t then you obviously don’t care about your fellow man. That means you’re a sucky friend. Nobody wants to be known as a sucky friend. In fact, you’re probably lousy in bed too. That’s right, I said it. If you don’t tell everyone you know about this contest, you’re most likely lousy in bed. If someone comes up to me in the future and asks why they never got the chance to win awesome Dear God No props, I’ll tell them it was your fault for not telling them. Then they’ll say “(YOUR NAME HERE)? I know him/her. He/she’s a sucky friend. I hear they’re lousy in bed too.” That will be your legacy, all because you didn’t spread the word. You don’t want that, now do you? Of course not. Now go spread the word, enter the contest, and good luck.