Merry Cryptmas from Son of Celluloid

It's that time of year again Cellmates. Time for slay bells, krampus, "he sees you when you're sleeping," a big 'ol cup of cheer, donning now your gay apparel if that's what you're into, giddyup jinglehorse, Jack Frost ripping at your nose, and all that other festive stuff. It's a time for giving gifts to those who are special to you. That's where you guys come in. I love my Cellmates. I've said it before and I'll say it forever, you guys are the best readers a blogger could possibly ask for. That's why I posted this link so you can all download Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas, the Tales From The Crypt Christmas album. This being our first Christmas together and all, I really wish I could give you each a present individually. Unfortunately that would be both a logistical nightmare and REALLY damn expensive. Instead, consider this my little present to ALL of you.
Now I know I usually don't post download links. Here on the blog I do not take an official stance on piracy one way or the other. That's your business. Just know that if I thought posting this would hurt Tales From the Crypt, a franchise I love, in any way, I wouldn't do it. This came out in 1994 and has been out of print for years. The only way to get one is to buy it secondhand (at a ridiculous price), so no one is getting any royalties any more anyway. Therefore you can get this one guilt free folks. I love this CD. Songs from it have been finding their way onto my holiday mixes for years. It's 15 tracks of twisted ghoultide fun starring the original voice of the Cryptkeeper, John Kassir. My personal favorite is We Wish You'd Bury The Missus. It's the perfect music to put on while you rip into your presents like a rabid psychopath in the morning. Just click on the album cover for the download link.

Once again I'd like to wish you dear readers, your loved ones, and your victims a Merry Christmas. I hope you enjoy the tunes, may you get everything you axed for, and God bless us, every one.